A Church of Post-Secondary Salvation
[formerly known as Marcella's Appliances & Roofing]
COMMUNITY COLLEGE CULT STANDS ITS GROUND!
[May 9, 2015, Austin, TX] Despite the U.S. Army's plans to invade Texas and wipe out the cult group now identified as disgruntled faculty from Pecos Bill Junior College, the members of the group boldly staged a protest rally in Austin Texas. Although most seemed to have mistaken a Mexican bistro named VIVO for the state capitol, there was no mistaking their intention.
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The following was sent yesterday to a ragtag collection of alleged PBJC faculty: According to a proclamation recently issued by the Governor and unanimously endorsed by the Legislature of the Great State of Texas, "Pecos Bill Junior College shall cease and desist operating as an institution of higher education [sic]. Its campus shall be closed forthwith, buildings razed, grounds sown with salt. Additionally, its administrators and faculty shall be driven into the outer darkness (i.e., Oklahoma)."
Reports indicated that the PBJC e-mail was hacked into by a group of unidentified terrorists. A terrified student, hiding behind a Mountain Dew vending machine has provided us with the photo below. If you know the identity of any of these students in the picture, notify PBJC immediately at: firstname.lastname@example.org
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EL LOBO NEWS
|PRESIDENT'S MESSAGE||WHAT'S NEW!|
|Named after the renowned statesman Pecos Bill Jr., the college that started out with just half a dozen canastoga wagons soon grew to a dozen quonset huts, then to two dozen surplus barracks, and finally to the giant sprawling campus located in Lois, Texas.
Now that campus serves another purpose. Unfortunately, national security precludes our being able to say what it is. But fear not...PBJC lives on. Thanks to modern technology, anyone, anywhere in the world, can attend PBJC. Our famous, innovative programs are now available online for the same low price as ever, just $19.95. But wait! Are you looking to get that degree you've always wanted? Well, this is the place to find it!