Pecos Bill Junior College
NEWS UPDATE!

Community College Cult Stands Its Ground!
[May 9, 2015, Austin, TX] Despite the U.S. Army's plans to invade Texas and wipe out the cult group now identified as disgruntled faculty from Pecos Bill Junior College, the members of the group boldly staged a protest rally in Austin Texas. Although most seemed to have mistaken a Mexican bistro named VIVO for the state capitol, there was no mistaking their intention.


Cult Leader PseudoPope RodiBodi III, encouraging the disgruntled faculty to increase their gruntleness with a blessing and a prayer: "I want to bless these children of Pecos Bill College every year into the future with the Holy water of some Bar"

 


Cult Leader PseudoPope RodiBodi III, encouraging the disgruntled faculty to increase their gruntleness with a blessing and a prayer. [Latin Version: "Ek wil hierdie kinders van Pecos Bill Kollege seŽn elke jaar in die toekoms met die Heilige water van sommige Bar."]

Following the blessing, the PseudoPope turned his back on the faithful (see photo right, above) and began a lengthy speech imploring his followers to throw off the "trappings of their evil ways...decline Medicare, reject Obamacare, and just say no." At the end of the speech he declared himself available to perform marriages between any two people of any faiths and genders and then introduced his fiance, the former Director of Library Science and Discipline, Ms. Brunhilde Strumpet, whom he announced would become his bride at a ceremony to be performed at an undisclosed location this fall.

 

The future Mrs. PseudoPope,
Ms. Brunhilde Strumpet.-->


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