NEW PROGRAMS
At Pecos Bill Junior College you can create your own program and earn a degree in whatever you like. And you can take as long as you like to complete the program. (Please note that you may not take as long as you like to pay for the program.)


At Pecos Bill Junior College we like to say our programs are designed to meet the needs of an America on the go; however, we quite saying that when people began to refer to them as Diarrhea Degrees. Nonetheless, we have forged ahead and recently added the folowing programs to our extensive list of offerings. [Click here for a full list of our programs.]

  • MASSAGE PARLOUR TECHNOLOGY
    Duration: Varies depending on how long it takes
    Campus: President's Office
    Instructor: Ms. Louise Lumbar, MPT, 38B
          Some people just rub you the wrong way, but not our graduates. We like to call them the Touchy-Feely gang. And the best part is that the money taken in by our lab more than covers the cost of tuition!

  • WEB SITE HACKERY
    Duration: One Hour
    Campus: Online
    Instructor: Dr. Daniel Dork
          It's all the rage and at PBJC it's so easy to learn that any jackass presiden tf the college and assholes like the dean should find a job somewheres else...ha ha ha...go screw!

  • ENGLISH AS A LANGUAGE
    Duration: 1.5 - 5.0 minutes
    Campus: Blackberry
    Instructor: Steve Jabs
          A course taught entirely through Twitter messages and FaceBook links.

  • BROADSIDE BROADCASTING
    Duration: Thirty minutes
    Campus: PBJC-TV
    Instructor: Bill O'Rawly
          This just in! Now you can learn to distort any news story and wring the objectivity out of reporting current events.

  • STEM CELL RESEARCH
    Duration: Like...whatever...
    Campus: High Land (Mall)
    Instructor: Dr. Likewow
          No more being left with seeds and stems! This program teaches you how to grow your own and synthesize the stems into a liguid that is easily transported in a water bottle.