|At Pecos Bill Junior College we like to say our programs are designed to meet the needs of an America on the go; however, we quite saying that when people began to refer to them as Diarrhea Degrees. Nonetheless, we have forged ahead and recently added the folowing programs to our extensive list of offerings. [Click here for a full list of our programs.]
- MASSAGE PARLOUR TECHNOLOGY
Duration: Varies depending on how long it takes
Campus: President's Office
Instructor: Ms. Louise Lumbar, MPT, 38B
Some people just rub you the wrong way, but not our graduates. We like to call them the Touchy-Feely gang. And the best part is that the money taken in by our lab more than covers the cost of tuition!
- WEB SITE HACKERY
Duration: One Hour
Instructor: Dr. Daniel Dork
It's all the rage and at PBJC it's so easy to learn that any jackass presiden tf the college and assholes like the dean should find a job somewheres else...ha ha ha...go screw!
- ENGLISH AS A LANGUAGE
Duration: 1.5 - 5.0 minutes
Instructor: Steve Jabs
A course taught entirely through Twitter messages and FaceBook links.
- BROADSIDE BROADCASTING
Duration: Thirty minutes
Instructor: Bill O'Rawly
This just in! Now you can learn to distort any news story and wring the objectivity out of reporting current events.
- STEM CELL RESEARCH
Campus: High Land (Mall)
Instructor: Dr. Likewow
No more being left with seeds and stems! This program teaches you how to grow your own and synthesize the stems into a liguid that is easily transported in a water bottle.